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Thursday, January 08, 2009

So, it's 2009 already. A brand spanking new year, shiny with promise and edged with hope. Or you know, something a little more ominous and foreboding. A new year means it's time to dust off this blog and see if I can resume something resembling regular updates. I admit I've been seriously lazy when it comes to blogging, but all I can offer as a defense is that my job has sucked every last humorous impulse out of me, probably right about the time it sucked out my soul and left the head of a software developer in my bed.

Anyway.

Rejected Childrens Book Sequels

1. Guess How Much I Wish You'd Move Out
2. The Velveteen Rabbit and the Garbage Barge
3. The Bulimic Caterpillar
4. The Giving Tree Takes Back
5. Mrs. Piggle Wiggle's Basement
6. Uncle Joe Visits The Secret Garden
7. Mr. Popper's Penis
8. Pippi Longstocking Walks the Plank
9. Flicka's Trip to the Slaughterhouse
10. Harry the Dirty Dog Humps His Last Leg

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